JUNK! SPAM|! HEAPS OF ELECTRONIC MAIL

Oh, horrible spam! It's always appearing in my inbox. Millions of correspondence every day, all full with worthless information. I just want to shout at the loudest of my lungs! Truly, how can anyone tolerate this plague? Maybe spammers live trying to sellthemselves. Certainly they're justbored. Whatever, I need a solution! {Get in Me, Bell